totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

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totes my goates

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

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