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Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th
Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day
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When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.
We love to play ass touch on the weekends.
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(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.
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when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone
Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?
A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass
It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS
It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅
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When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
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Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.