Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

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touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.