Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.
See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?
I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.
Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.
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Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."
Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.
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what an a-hole is after making a witty point
that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!
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A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.
Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB
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Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.
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Someone who endlessly says the word touchΓ©, with or without context or reasoning.
Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: TouchΓ©.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.
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Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "TouchΓ©."
Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.
Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.
Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.
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