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when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts
did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes
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When you pipping and a pregnant girl and you touch the toes of the baby.
Guy 1: aye bruh I didn’t knew she was pregnant
Guy2: idgaf I’ll still touch the toes
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Expression used usually by a guy when he wants to doop the ass.
"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"
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When you bend over and touch your toes and while you are bent over, someone enters your backdoor.
The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
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when two men get together and start drinking tequila one man will get completely naked and bend over and touch his toes while the other guy rubs lubricant on the other mans asshole then turns on the song "tequila" and only pulls out when he yells tequila
Bro last night I totally saw Chris and Jordan doing the tequila toe touch
August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?
No, but that's cool
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