tour of dural

To get out of bed, nip out to the back lawn in your dungarees, have a quick tinkle, and scuttle back under the covers, only to realise you've now got lawn clippings at the bottom of the bed and a damp spot on your jocks.

BT lay alone and morose with nothing to soothe his pain but memories of happier days and the residue of a Tour of Dural.

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