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a redneck who kills animals for fun
Darick, you see that girl over there wearing a Realtree hat? Well, she looks like a tow motor!
When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.