Song by Colleen Ballinger “apologizing” for being a groomer
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
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Toxic gossip train täk-sik gäsəp trāne is a term used by a specific content creator to create a narrative of negativity and hate to distract from their disgusting and deplorable behavior. This specific word may be recited in iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with poorly timed Jim (from the office) glances to the camera and a tuned ukulele.
Person A: "You were recently accused of grooming and traumatizing multiple minors."
Person B: "I didn't do it. I'm not a groomer, just a loser."
Person A: "Ok, what proof do you have?"
Person B: "It's the... *pulls out ukulele* ♫toxic gossip train♫..."
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A phrase used by content creators that is usually used to create a narrative of hate and negativity to distract from their actions, downplay their wrongdoings, or refrain from taking accountability for their exposed misdeeds. This phrase may be used during CSGO lottery sites for children, desperate dms to minors, and years of weird and predatory behavior toward children. This phrase may be recited in Iambic pentameter or hastily scrapped together with a ukulele and awkward glances to the camera.
Person A: "You have been accused of grooming and taking advantage of your fans, who are mostly minors."
Person B: "I didn't do it."
Person A: "Do you have evidence?"
Person B: *Pulls out ukulele* "♭♭The toxic gossip train♭♭..."
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When things are being said about you that are 100% true, but you don’t want to admit it, so you blame it on the Toxic Gossip Train.
Person 1: Guys, I’m a victim of the Toxic Gossip Train-
Person 2: YOU LITERALLY THREW THAT DOG OFF THE ROOF, I WATCHED YOU
The Toxic gossip train is a term for a train that passes through the Manipulation station. The Toxic gossip train spreads information that seem misleading, but are actually true.
C: All aboard the Toxic gossip train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation.
A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.
Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.
The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu
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Toxic Gossip Train is an expression utilized by people to construct a narrative of animosity and hostility. It presents people's presumptions as well as evidence that is both credible and misleading. The individual responds to the criticisms by singing or speaking in front of a camera or directly.
Person A: Someone made an apology video by singing and they summarized the criticisms as a "Toxic Gossip Train".
Person B: That's a first for everything I guess. Anyway always be rational.