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This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.
“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”
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The by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.
Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. Road rage is also pretty common.
There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. It was backed up all the way to Quincy.
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When you find your self in crawling traffic, so you whip out a ballin' mixed CD and dance in your car, and other people start dancing and singing along with you in their respective cars.
The other day, Melanie was in a massive traffic jam, so she threw on Bohemian Rhapsody cranked it, and started rocking out, when she opened her eyes after some sweet air guitar, she noticed that three people in cars around her were Traffic Jamming with her, it made her day.
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The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"
or
"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
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when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.
hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on
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When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
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When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.
I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.
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