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A socially incompetent and borderline-creepy male virgin over the age of 23 who wears kakis/jeans with running shoes and probably still plays with trains.
"Do you see that dude staring at me awkwardly over in the corner? Ugh, what a train boy. He's sooo below my league."
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A train boy is someone who thinks that Dodge from "Locke & Key" is unbearable for throwing a kid in front of a train, regardless of that scene's ties to the comics. And they will do anything to reinterpret the rightful owner of the eponymous magical keys as someone evil enough to shame Lord Sauron and despicable enough to make Dolores Umbridge tremble, no matter how many times she reminds us the keys are her property before Bode found them, or saves Kinsey from drowning, or saves Tyler and Nina from Sam. And they will compare any strong female character to her and say that we're "the definition of delusional" for disagreeing. A common argument from a train boy is that killing a kid automatically makes someone "objectively evil" for the rest of their lives but also that Sam setting dozens of underage prisoners on fire doesn't stop him from being "a good guy". Train boys may call us Satanists before reveling in Sam's nihilistic nature, or call us simps before simping over Eden or Jackie. Overall they base their tastes (or lack thereof) around girls badass enough to utilize trains as killing tools, and those too weak to try.
"I think Dodge is a wonderful person and iconic character"
"Haha silly fanboy, you're just jealous of how attractive and cool Jackie and Bode are"
"Okay train boy"
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When a homeless person that lives In an urban populated city where inclement weather transpires. They both live in and out of the train, and harass future passengers
This train boy be messing in front of the train platform.
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The quintessential black or otherwise non-white female for any white boy looking to branch out into interracial sex. Not necessarily relationships, but she'll more than willingly go for that too. This is also one of the most annoying bitches you will ever meet because just like how a vegan tells you they're vegan without you ever even asking, this girl is constantly going to be talking about stiff, white, penises. She's dtf any guy who's white, just cuz he's white. These bitches may seem rare, but they exist and they will get on your last damn nerve if you spend enough time with them and are anyone other than a white male looking for some quick and easy non white pussy. It's not even just as simple as a racial preference like you're tryna date this chick but then she just lets you know she'd rather bang white guys. This is the type of chick who always talks about them. The. Name. Is. On. The. Package.
Look at that fine set of white boy training wheels over there. What a damn shame 4 out of 4 quarters of their brains are devoted to dick. More specifically white dick, but it'd be a damn shame anyway.
A person who shares the inherent interior essence of a locomotive engine and has a propensity for sporadic social tea drinking rituals, often leading to unforseen adventures with a stranger. Can be dangerous.
Never talk to strangers, especially not a Random Train Boy.
It’s a term you call a guy when he is your soul mate but he is with another woman.
Me: he keeps going back to his wife but says our souls knew!
Friend: he’s a player, He’s a train boy.