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transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.

I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016