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you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
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When a friend or bro leaves a pair of pants at your house, you
ejaculate on said pants, and return to the person folded.
Usually one claims they have been washed.
The hilarious result is when they put the pants on and don't realize until it is too late, that they have a huge cum stain on their pants in public.
Dude, Aaron his pants at my house after changing into his swim trunks, I am going to let him join the Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants.
Antonym of a six pack, a pizza, and an evening watching Reservoir Dogs.
Wife: Honey, the girls and I will be discussing The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in the living room.
Husband: Ok, I will be downstairs.
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the greatest book ever. the sequels to it are The Second Summer of the Sisterhood and Girls in Pants. they are amazing, and no books compare to them. some parts of the books are deep/sad and others are funny and lighthearted. once i read them i had a different view on life. the fourth book is coming out in summer 2006! i cant fucking wait!
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants books are soooo good!
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>n. the greatest book/movie ever that is about 4 girls finding their dreams, friendship and love.
I saw "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" this weekend.
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Teenage chick movie about 4 girls who constantly get into each other's pants.
Middle-aged men loved the sisterhood of the traveling pants for an entirely different reason.
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A mans comfy pair of pants that he wears for in the car or on the plane when going/travelling on holiday ! A bloke usually dons his Travel Pants because he has large testicles and the 'Dad Briefs' give him extra support !
Have you seen the size of big Robbo's bollox ? he's deffo got his Travel pants on