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Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.

'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

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werepyre fairy tree

(1)A person that strongly believes that they are a werewolf, a vampire, a fairy and a tree all at once

(2)A phrase used to call someone a freak

(1) Person: i am a Werewolf!

Me: ok

Person I am a Vampire!

Me: ok... so your a werepyre?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: right...

Person: im a fairy!

Me: you may need help...

Person:I am A tree

Me: so your a Werepyre fairy tree?

Person: Yeah!!!

Me: you seriously need help

(2)
Person: -being a complete freak- lalalalalalalalala
Me: your a werepyre fairy tree lol

by The-lone_devil May 5, 2011

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