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When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.
I tree branched that bitch last night.
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1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.
2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.
2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
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When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
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A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?
He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!