Trench Wench

Trench Wench: A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found front row at Marianas Trench concerts(aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.

Person 1:"I saw a girl beat up a couple of Ninjas, then go to a Marianas trench concert"

Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"

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Trench Wench

A HARDCORE Female Marianas Trench Fan often found in "the moat" (aka front row) of an MT concert.

They like Pirates, Kill Ninjas and are indestructible.

Trench Wenches also possess the ability to transform those around them in to MTrench fans by the compulsive singing and quoting of lyrics.

Lauren was such a Trench Wench she drove 6 hours and waited in line for 2 more just to secure a spot in the moat.

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Trench Wench

A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found in the front row at Marianas Trench concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, and is indestructible.

Carol: "Awww! I wish I was up front in the moat like a true trench wench!"

Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"

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