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Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? This is the Tri-Cities in a snap-shot, however, we were blessed with better clothes. Tri-Cities, Washington is comprised of three small towns: Kennewick, Richland, and Pasco. Kennewick is known as the town with a low crime rate, Pasco as the one with the barrios however also housing the richest of the rich along the Columbia River, and Richland is there in the middle (reg. crime, nicer houses than Kennewick). However the most interesting part about this little city is the 3 basic job categories: Illegal Mexican immigrant/druggie, Farmer, or Government worker(the Tri-Cities has one of the largest rates of PhD's per capita in WA). Not exactly Tiny-Town, U.S.A. considering that during the Cold War the Hanford Nuclear Reservation made (and managed to spill most of) the Plutonium used to manufacture nuclear weaponry. We don't need flash lights since the berries along the river shine with a lime green radioactive light. Not to be totally negative, I'd have to say that the farmers raise us a BEAUTIFUL crop of teenage boys. At Clearwater and Columbia Center Bldv. is our local skyscraper, topping a monumentous 4 stories. Referred to commonly as "The Flash Cube", this building resembles an olden-days camera flash cube. But possibly my favorite tourism site, is our dinosaur population. Out in a field in Pasco, lives out resident Brachiosaurus. Towering over the small rural road like a scarecrow over the wheat-feilds and pig sties of the area. Granted, this dino is just plastic, but honestly, how many towns can boast they they have a 10foot "scare-crow"? Normal little town? I think not.
The Tri-Cities...(insert line from Napoleon Dynamite here)
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A semi-pro hockey team based out of the Tri-Cities, Washington. The "Americans" are 99.9% made up of Canadian players. One of their main rivals are the Spokane Chiefs. The Tri-City Americans play at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, Washington.
Person 1: "Hockey tonight?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! I want me some Tri-City Americans!"
Person 1: "You mean Canadians?"
Person 2: "Eh?"
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A Tri-City Roundabout occurs when two men and a woman are engaged in wild, funky sex. The woman is on her hands and knees, doggy style, while taking it in the ass from the first man, behind her, and sucking the dick of the second man, in front of her.
The second man blows his load in her mouth; she swallows it just as the first man cums in her ass. Then, she shits out the combined semen of both men, and they eat it. Thus, a Tri-City Roundabout has occurred.
I was watching a porno last night with a Tri-City roundabout; it makes 'Two Girls, 1 Cup' look like Care Bears.
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An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
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Try city’s recycle men: is a term used by murdered out to define the women, men in the try cities who recycle each other over and over and over again as if they are somebody new, but they’re not ask their ex over and over again
Danm bitch did you just date/fuck that dude last week now your home girl this week just rotating him this week and you’re gonna be dating him again next week either way you guys are just tri-Cities recycle men