trigender pyrofox

A fox, originating on the forest planet, that is male, female and trans at the same time, however this spectacular fox has a defense mechanism which ignites itself into flames whenever someone assumes its gender, this is a highly dangerous species of fox, if you cross one, DO NOT assume its gender mostly because it will burn you to a crisp, but also because it is 2018 and we accept everyone no matter their sexual identity.

10 year old: Daddy, why is the daddy pyrofax hurting the mommy pyrofox?
Dad: He's not son, they are just mating.
Pyrofox: Excuse me, i do not appreciate you referring to me as a cisgender pyrofox, i'm a a trigender pyrofox, from the forest planet.
*gunshots*

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