trooper twerk

When a state police trooper puts his lights on and begins to swerve back-and-forth across all the lanes of a highway slowing traffic down to a crawl or even to a complete stop. Often happens on New Jersey highways.

Bruh how come you’re late?
Oh man dude I got caught up in a trooper twerk and held us up for over 10 minutes.

Was there an accident or something?
No man I didn’t see anything.