(n) Feelings of sexual attraction, often mistaken for romantic love.
"Oh god, that idol is so hot. I'm totally in love with him."
"No, you're not. You're just in trouser lover with him."
The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.
Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.
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