True American

The True American is a sex position where you sing the national anthem while AMERICA FUCK YEAH plays in the background while you tie your significant other to a tree face first then anally ram them while yelling out I HAVE CLAIMED THIS LAND. Then while you're pounding your lovers asshole bring out your trusty gun that's strapped to other guns cause we voted for Trump and give a true salute.

Dude I had a fucking amazing time last night. I became a True American.

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true american

What you are post-thanksgiving. A title only earned after consuming large amounts of turkey, potatoes, and pie.

"Ugh, I'm stuffed. At least I'm a true American."

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