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A 400 meter glass building in Chicago full of boats and hoes.
Alex: Wanna go to the Trump Tower?
Marty: Yes, sure.
Alex: SICK!!! Let's go hang with dem boats and hoes!
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The projects: public housing in the USA.
He lives over in Trump Tower over in Brownsville.
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What every plane wants to be inside of
I can't wait until Trump Tower gets it's own 9/11
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This is when you take a (consensual) shit on someone's chest, sprinkle crushed cheetos on it and then shout "Its Yuge!"
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Ever since I trump towered my wife, she wont look me in the eye or let me around the kids anymore.
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Noun : Used when someone has an a erection and it sticks out when you are wearing basketball/ work out shorts.
1) Damn , that girl gives me a Trump Tower
2) Guy 1 : Everyone I have recently learned that I'm gay
Guy 2 : How do you know this ?
Guy 1 : I got a Trump Tower inside the Chicago Trump tower when I saw Donald Trump in the elevator
Guy 2 : Same except with Adam West
3) Son : Mom please buy me the new LOZ ( Legend of Zelda ) game , Zeld gives me a Trump Tower
Mother : What the fuck , hell no im sending you back to the adoption agency
Son : I'm adopted?
Adam West : ( pops out ) Bet ya didn't see that coming
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A 21st century take on the infamous Hooverville shanties of the Great Depression era. These aren’t as extravagant as their predecessors because of the Trump Flu and mandatory minimums for being homeless. Also used to refer to private prisons at the adoption of inmates lucky enough to receive government sponsored food and shelter.
Billy: LOL Todd, can’t believe they sent your dad to Trump Tower for 25 to life!
Todd: Fuck you Billy, Biden stole the election and you care more about black people than you do about America.
Billy: Can’t believe he set fire to that OTHER Trump Tower in D.C. to distract from the real insurrection LOL.
One of Donald Trump's buildings in New York City. It is filled with luxurious appartments in the middle/upper floors, and a Starbucks Coffee in the lobby (which is open to the public). The Apprentice, Trump's hit TV show, is also filmed here, on one of the higher floors. I think there might be offices in it too...
Me: I went to the Trump Tower in New York, but I couldn't go up past the second floor.
Trump: YOU'RE FIRED!
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