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Trumpkin Blumpkin

When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.

Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?

Susie: what for?

Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!

Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.

Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling

Susie: and all I want is a new husband.

by RayRay H. September 22, 2021