trunk n' cage

A popular method of dating most successful in urban environments since even attractive people are more likely to walk to get around. Simply go trollin' through the streets in your Prius and use a tranquilizer dart/chloroform on your unsuspecting new friend. Then so not as to arouse suspicion, you place them unconscious into your trunk for the scenic ride home. After you have arrived, immediately transport them to the cage you keep in your basement and voila, trunk n' cage!

I love living in California. The weather is beautiful, the governor was in Jingle All the Way, the earthquakes feel good on my downstairs mix-up and of course there is an abundance of celebrities jogging around to trunk n' cage.

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