Truth Enema

Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.

Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.