tu mai

tu mai can be used both in spanish or in english, depending on how you use it and your knowledge on spanish language. if you are from a spanish nation/household or anything that has to do with spanish (lololol)you might know that "tu mai" means your mom. if you're not part of what i was talking about well now you know what Tu Mai means. another word for tu mai is tu mama, which actually is the real definition of your mom. anyways i use it all the time lol

random girl named sarai: what is the farmer emoji used for?
me (Sebastian): tu mai
random girl named sarai: what

me: tu mai

(conversation in spanish)

me: voy a hacer algo

alguien: que vas a hacer

me: tu mai

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Tu mai en tanga

Your mom on a thong but in Spanish. Usually said when you don't wanna answer a question or have nothing to say(or if your just trying to be funny) .

-Hey do you wanna guess what my next cosplay will be?

-tu mai en tanga

me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.