Guy with the world's creepiest sex face
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
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A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.
You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!
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Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out
Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..
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He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.
Crossfire is now gone, thank god.
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Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
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Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.
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Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.
"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."
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