tumor baby

A C-section baby

Sally: Happy Birthday Tim!
Tim: Actually I'm a tumor baby.
Sally: Sworry, Happy Removal day Tim!

Salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby

A grandiose insult only used for the highest of offenses, it means the victim of this unspeakable offense, are a mineral consuming infant with a round physique and the facial appearance of a tumor

"my girlfriend cheated on me the other day..."
"Well she's a salt licking skittle lookin tumor baby!"