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A gastrointestinal condition in humans or animals that has an onset in symptoms usually 30 minutes - 1 hour after consuming. Symptoms are usually worse in animals. These symptoms for humans contain but aren't limited to: Excessive bloating, extremely foul smelling gas, gargle sounds in the small intestines, frequent gas build up, gas air temp noticeably higher and many others. These gas episodes are to not be taken lightly and one should not release these indoors by any means. If you or someone you know finds themselves even remotely close to a tuna fart, please remove yourself to fresh air immediately. If caught inside, oxygen might be needed to counteract the severity of the gas and/or bring back an asphyxiated individual.
"Holy shit that guy is rolling around like he got kicked in the face with a steel toe boot!"... "Naw, he probably just smelled a tuna fart."
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A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
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The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.
"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"
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