turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.

"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"

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