turd knocker

An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.

Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.

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turd knocker

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.

I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.

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Turd knocker

1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.

You little turd knockers behave while I'm gone, and I'll bring you some ice cream.

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