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turd smuggler

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

by cheezestix October 31, 2006

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Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

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