Turkel

An expulsion of gas from the urethra. The male queef.

Mark: 'Man, I think I'm gonna throw up. On the car ride over here Simon was Turkeling up a storm!"

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Steve Turkel

A great name for a turkey

Louise: "That smells worse than when Gene kept a turkey sandwich for a secret pet for a year."
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"

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Turkeling

When you have you weiner sucked underwater, while having a dead fish up your ass

“Dear god Louise, our turkeling session was very expeditious. Are we up for tomorrow with the kids.”