"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
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THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.
I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.
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When your mom and dad fill all there oldest kids holes with cum
Most people like to be Jack turkeyed on a mounted
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