turkish breakfast

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.

mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.

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turkish breakfast

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole

Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

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Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

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