turkish can opener

when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex

After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.

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Turkish can opener

the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina

The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.

Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.

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