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turtle herder

Someone who collects fecal matter.

My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.

by Spinderella cut it up one time October 11, 2007

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turtle herder

Someone that is in charge of rounding up, containing, or otherwise directing slow moving people, especially children.

Getting anywhere on time with little kids makes me feel like a turtle herder

by herdingturtles June 6, 2015