turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

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Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

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mud turtle

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

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mud turtle

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

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mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

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mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

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mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

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