Turtle Soup

A code word for sexual intercourse. It can be used at parties to communicate between friends in front of females and they will have no clue as to what you are talking about. You can never get full off of turtle soup and it always leaves you wanting more.

Dude, I'm having turtle soup tonight!

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Turtle Soup

the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana

ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple

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Turtle Soup

The act of a guy tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind. The goal is to get a friend to look at your turtle soup so you can call him a nasty perv and punch him in the arm.

"Dude, does this shirt look wrinkled?"

(guy turns around and bends over for his friend to see when he looks.)

"Duuuude sick! Don't show me your turtle soup!"

"You're a nasty perv man..." (as he punches)

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turtle soup

a foul smelling female
a female who private area has a fishy oder
a female private area with a foul small and a yellowish discharge

that female has the "turtle soup" you can smell it through her clothes.

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Turtle soup

To hurry up, move your ass.

Turtle soup, make it snappy.

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turtle soup

The smell in the air during or after someone has some hot steamy sex, usually with a girl of the trailer park variety. Also known as dirty butts.

Damn!! It smells like someone is cooking turtle soup in this bitch!!!! Tell your girl to wash her ass!!!!

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Turtle soup

Diarrhea fart ,when sick, to check to see if toilet use is necessary, because you do not want to get up from where you are at, and liquid fecal matter squirts enough that stains your underware.

I was sick, downstairs, lying on the couch and I turtle souped. I then took a shower.

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