twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."