tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

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tweeting

(Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

"Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?"

Tweet!

Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

Marty: I just got twibed!
Scott: Tweet! Who's in your twibe?

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Tweet

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

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tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

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tweeted

verb- past tense-
to update your twitter account.

Claudia tweeted from her iphone.

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tweetative

talkative, but on the social media website Twitter in the form of Tweets

6 Tweets in half an hour? Dang! She's so tweetative today.