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Twerton

A small suburb on the edge of Bath city, U.K. Twerton has a population about 6000, 80% of which are claiming job seekers. Twerton boasts a number of shops, pubs, a football club, Bakery, plenty of hairdressers and a church. When vistiting Twerton you will realize the local 'Twerton-er' is a frendly person, However walking through the high street you may come across a hostile group of people that call themselves 'Twerton-Twerps', I advise you to avoid the following place if not to run into these bunch of Yobs, The full moon pub, Jimmers barbers, Bath city football club and Redland park.

'That shit place on the edge of town'
'You mean Twerton?

by Steve jobless January 8, 2017

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Twerton

A rat-infested shithole. Make sure to have a piss in the pub before going there, the toilets are rank. Bring a canoe.

I need a piss before we go, guys, can't handle the Twerton troughs.

by notenoughnotenoughnotenough November 6, 2023