Touching oneself masturbate
The boy twice a dayed to the movie he was watching
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homestar and the cheats new jam.
don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.
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1. Success obtained through dumb luck.
2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.
"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"
"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."
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The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time
Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!
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