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Twig boy

Someone who is skinny and can only be called this by someone who isn’t

Mat “oi jamie you’re a fucking Twig boy you skinny fuck

Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”

by Afilthycasual March 18, 2021


Twig boy

A skinny baby faced grown man that shows no signs of ever doing any physical work.

Twig boy: "Loud is not allowed"
Hank: "LOUD IS NOT ALLOWED!? Now you listen to me mister, I work for a living, and I mean real work not writing down Gobbledy Gop. I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Ooh when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars going to pay a bunch of little twig boy bureaucrats like you it just makes me wanna... OOH GOD IT JUST UGH GOD!"

by COHIV-19 October 13, 2020

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Twig boy

A person who is skinny as hell, to the point where your worried about their health. They are the type of person who needs help opening pickle jars. They are usually big city dwellers and adopt left leaning policies, they also are usually Bernie bros. Their skin is SUPER pale because they haven’t seen the sun in 6 years. They don’t have a single peice of body hair. You bet your ass they drive a Prius. They also are sometimes, but not always bugmen. They usually have vegan diets and drink soya milk. They are most famous for being quoted in the pilot episode of king of the hill.

Hey look at that twig boy over there.

by Boom stick August 9, 2019

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twig boi

A person, often male, who is overly skinny and is an absolute fuckboi

Hey Aiden stop being such a twig boi!

by Prisoner #2471 January 26, 2016