twinkie :Noun

stick thin member of the female sex characterized by their hugely back combed hair, ugg boots and unbelievably skinny jeans.
usually accompanied by a checked shirt or over sized hooded top,.
hollister track bottoms are also a favourite item of clothing.
usually stalked by pubescent canterbury wearing males.
unable to string entire sentences together or move facial features in a natural manner.
often sighted in groups of 2 and 3 usually shopping.
constant maintainence and hair grooming.

"twinkie :Noun"

that shopping mall was over run by groups of twinkies this morning.!

that twinkies hair seems to be getting bigger the more she grooms it.