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gay enough to be gay, but straight enough to not be gay.
Person A: Dude... does this look twinklefuck-y enough?
Person B: Hmm... It's a little too straight dude.
An emergency dispatcher who enjoys sending personnel to unbelievably ridiculous calls.
Brooke was being a twinklefuck when she dispatched the supervisor to talk to “Karen” on the other side of the city.