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Twistered

The state of a human feeling when stoned, drunk, and tired. This is similar to being "Twisted" with another physical feeling added to the mix.

When a person has consumed alcohol and and marijuana, while feeling mentally and physically tired is the state of being Twistered

by Tigdude October 5, 2013

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the twister

when you wrap your middle finger and ring finger around your index finger and stick it into a womens vagina

Girl 1: So i saw you leave with your cousins bf last night
Girl 2: yeah i felt guilty but he sure knew how to give the twister

by mink mysta January 30, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


twister

One who violently torques the man's penis during a hand job in an uncomfortable manner, most commonly resulting in abrasions and/or contusions to the foreskin.

"Damn bitch, I didn't know you was a twister, lighten up on that grip."

"It ain't a screwdriver baby, why you twistin' so hard?"

by Jay Weezy May 12, 2008

305๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twister

A fun romp of a game played with a spinner and a mat of colored circles. Usually used as an excuse to touch the opposite sex. A party game, oftentimes played after heavy drinking.

"Dudes, look what I found in the closet!" Mary exlaimes, stumbling into a wall as she said so. George, who has secretly had a crush on Mary for some time, is very excited, "TWISTER!" Unfortunately, nobody is coordinated enough to get the game out of the box and everyone gives up when Fred blows chunks all over it, except George. After covering himself with Fred's vomit trying to lay the mat on the floor, and finally succeeding, he notices Mary half naked on the couch with Fred and passes out in the corner, weeping.

by Carlos Alantikos February 18, 2005

339๐Ÿ‘ 183๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twisters

The combination of Ketamine and Cocaine, cut together into single lines.

"Lets all do some twisters, and let our hearts fight it out"

by JankyMC June 5, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


twister

Another word for 'Tornado' Meaning "a violent windstorm" which is the actual definition!

Wow, that twister must be atleast an f3

by Brian February 28, 2004

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Twister

The most bad-ass movie made in 1996 about chasing tornadoes. It is the most referenced movie used for inside jokes among meteorologists and other weather geeks.

Person 1: When going on a storm chase, do not go down Bob's Road.

Person 2: Been watching Twister again?

by CrazyChase12345 August 6, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž