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1.When you have both fingers in each nose hole and drive at the same time.
2. When you make a gun motion with your hands and then proceed to stick it up someones ass hole.
I seen a lady two fingering her nose while driving past my job
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up yours!!!
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I USED MY TWO FINGERS TO NASSAGE MY PUSSY
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Something that Spike Lee believes is a cool way to say "Peace Out". Spike even thinks he's too awesome for "Deuces". So he tries to push this as legit slang when, in fact, Spike Lee has ALWAYS been a dork and should just stop it. He was lucky enough to attach himself to Michael Jordan and Public Enemy early on and caught their excess swag (stop saying "swag"). Plus, black dudes can't be dorks (false).
The truth is you should never say "Two fingers" unless you're ordering fucking scotch.
Person 1: Aight, yo. I'm out of here.
Person 2: Word. Two Fingers! :)
Person 1: (Shoots Person 2 in the face)
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The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.