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A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
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One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
Steve is a two pump chump.
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A male who prematurely ejaculates
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
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1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!
haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump
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Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
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A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.
See Also: Two-pump-chump
You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
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