Two Rivers

1. A small-ass Wisconsin town with a bunch of factories that went out of business, more bars than the population of the city, and always gets really windy and cold in the town, but somehow is still pretty cool to the locals. Also the apparent birthplace of the Ice Cream Sundae.

2. Also a town with people that think they are rednecks so it is dubbed the nicknames TRivers and TR.

Person1: Dude what you do last night?
Person2: I went to Two Rivers.
Person1: Why would you do that when Green Bay and Appleton are only an hour away from there?
Person2: I was wondering the same thing when I got there.
Person1: Hahaha. TRivers for ya.

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Two River Rule

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.

If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect

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Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate

Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!