two trips

A woman with an ass that is so big, when she hauls ass she has to take two trips.

did you see her ass? Yeah, that was two trips at least.

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Two Trip Bitch

When someone goes back for groceries a second time instead of taking all the damn groceries in at once like how every other SANE person does.

Person 1: hey can you take the groceries inside for me?
Person 2: yeah gimme a sec
Person 1: where’s the rest of them?
Person 2: I’m going back for them now.
Person 1: Mama didn’t raise no two trip bitch!